David
~ AKA Brock ~
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So, Leiha, Roberta, and I are sitting at OG, minding our own business (Bwhahaha!) when a set of BUNS to rival only one other sweet set I know of enters my field of vision (okay, tunnel vision). My eyes BUG OUT and I think to myself ... BOD PAGE!!!!!! I then "assign" Roberta to an RBL "Mission." That being to HUNT HIM DOWN AND BRING HIM BACK!! DON'T let him get away! And, being the faithful (and determined) Rebel she is, she caught the BIG ONE and reeled him on back. My next hazy memory is that he's sitting there with us and I'm telling him we would LUV to feature his "face" (hahaha!) on our site.
Next morning ... I'm sitting on the bed, legs crossed Indian style, SUFFERING a tremendous hangover and being reminded that, yes, I DID frolic in a fountain the night before (grrrrroan), my hair is in dry clumps (versus wet ones), my eyes are puffy from overindulgence, I have no makeup on, and I'm still in whatever I wore to bed the night before. The phone rings (my head SHATTERS). Linda answers and we hear her, in a very businesslike manner, explaining that, yes, we would love to take some pictures of him and, okay, we'll see you then ... and she hangs up. I am now informed we have a HUNK on the way to the hotel in an hour!!! OH SH!T!!!! As the story goes, apparently I invited him to RBL Central the next day for a PHOTO SESSION - Linda being the official RBL PROFESSIONAL Photographer!!! (She's gonna KILL me one of these days, I just KNOW IT!) OMIBOD!!!!! PANIC MODE! He's going to be there in an hour? I've got, at the very LEAST, THREE HOURS of "reconstruction" to do before greeting the general public, let alone a HUNK!! First, I had even forgotten I'd invited him, and second, I couldn't even remember if he WAS a HUNK of BABE, or a HUNK of something ELSE! Lord knows what I might do under the influence. So we're all keeping our fingers crossed. And I can't remember the last time I moved so fast in the morning, and with an insufferable hangover to boot!
So, at the appointed hour I am looking as cool as a cucumber can possibly look on the second day in a salad bowl, and we have a small gathering of Rebel girls sitting around visiting and waiting curiously. As always, the door to RBL Central is propped wide open. And, like a VISION of incredible LUVLINESS, in walks THE most incredible HUNK of MALE I have seen in, oh, a long, lonnnnnng time! (*Qualification ... the night before, for the benefit of any BLOND lurkers!) ALL jaws dropped, followed by the sound of a FLOOD of saliva being swallowed before it ungracefully ran down our chins!!! Yep, the Headmistress, even in the worst of circumstances, KNOWS a HUNK when she sees one!!! We tell him we would like to take the pictures in the room (ON THE VERY ROYAL LOOKING AND MASCULINE BED that we all straightened and fluffed pillows on!!!). He agrees and proceeds to REMOVE his shirt! ::::::THUD GO THE REBELS::::: This BABE is a NATURAL! And, as you can see, our "Official" RBL PROFESSIONAL Photographer did one hell of a job capturing all (well maybe not ALL - unfortunately) his best assets! Funny how one can develop a talent for whatever skill one needs at the moment! I tell him that, rather than JUST SHOW him on the BOD Page, we'd like to do a little "feature" - some pics and a short interview ... and he agrees!
After the "Photo Shoot" he is still sitting on the bed, and I pull up a chair facing him kind of to the side, with my little spiral notebook, legs crossed, doing my BEST businesslike Barbara Walters pose (I wonder if BW ever swallowed as many times before her first word as I did????). I'm pulling questions out of the hat, TRYING to concentrate (HAH!) as my eyes CONSISTENTLY wander from his GORGEOUS face to his GORGEOUS ... well, you know ... And, as you all know, I've done interviews with what I consider some of the most beautiful men in the world, and have done a pretty fair job of it if I do say so myself. HOWEVER, speaking over the phone and speaking face to face with a FACE AND BODY like this, pretttty much turned me into a BLITHERING IDIOT!!! Hahaha!
Anyway, here's what I am able to come up with, with all SEVEN words I wrote on my scratch pad!!!! And fortunately, with the help of the other Rebel ladies who were present and who still had some recall, I think we can introduce you to ...
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Vic: So, David ... WHIP IT OUT, BABY!!! (NO! I DIDN'T say that! Just kidding!) Tell us about you. Where you're from if not Vegas, how you came to be an erotic dancer, etc.
David: I'm from Arkansas and I just arrived a week ago! I drove here by myself with $300 to my name and had a blowout on my way, leaving me with just about nothing to get the rest of the way here.
Vic: OH MY! You've only been here a week? When did you start at OG?
David: Last night was my first night.
Vic: (Lecherously licking lips - VIRRRRGIN!!!) And how did you end up working at OG and why?
David: I needed to make money FAST and I'd heard about
OG, so I went and tried out and they hired me!
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Vic: Yeahboy, I bet they did!!! And how do you like it?
David: I like it!!!
Vic: How do you feel about women freely touching your body? Are you nervous? (He SHOULD be shaking in his boots sitting right where he was at the moment!!!)
David: I don't think I'm nervous, but I do have a lot to learn.
Vic: (Oh yes, I COULD read the minds of every volunteer TUTOR in the room!!)
David: Of course, I don't have a problem with women touching my body! If things get out of line, I just take their wrists in my hand and raise it above their head.
Vic: (A few gasps and several pairs of creamed drawers in the room with THAT fantasy I tell ya! I should tell you here ... Leiha reminded me that on his FIRST night at OG, David had thirty, COUNT EM - THIRTY, lap dances. That's what I call one HELLUVA Cherry Breaker!! Whoaaa! Were they all with you, Leiha????) Okay, just tell us more about you.
David: Well, I just recently got out of the Marines. I was discharged because of a grenade wound in my leg which has left permanent damage.
Vic: A GRENADE WOUND??? Where the hell did you get a grenade wound?
David: In South America. (He shows us his wound, and again I could read the minds of several IMPROMPTU sympathetic nurses!). We were securing a perimeter when it happened. But it's not just South America - I also got shot in L.A.!
A Chorus of All: WHAT???
David: Yeah, here on my arm - you can see the scars from the bullet. I was just walking down the street and was the victim of a drive-by shooting. I don’t like L.A. People are crazy there.
Vic: True, but you certainly picked the wrong town for SANE people! LOL!
David: Yeah, but I think it's not so violent.
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Vic: Do you want to be an erotic dancer forever or do you have other goals?
David: I am enjoying this very much, and I am very anxious to put together some good stage routines. I'm very athletic and would like to include that in my routines. But yes, I do have other goals. First of all, I have a degree from the University of Arkansas and the University of Riverside in Kinesiology.
Vic: In ... ? WHAT?
David: Kinesiology. (He spells it for me and proceeds with ...)P.E.!!! LOL!
Vic: Oh! Phys Ed - okay.
David: Well, there's really more to it than that. I am a personal trainer, but I am very into the holistic part of health and well being. And I want to pursue that very professionally.
Vic: What type of woman are you attracted to? I mean, what sort of appearance turns your head?
David: Well, I like brunettes best.
Vic: Really? Not a blonde chaser, huh?
David: No, not at all. And I like women with small breasts.
Vic: (Is it possible to suck in one's breasts??) Wow! So you like flat chested brunettes, huh?
David: (Grinning) NO! I mean, I prefer brunettes over blondes and I love small women. Women who are very small in stature but nicely proportioned. I just am not attracted to large breasted women. And I like women who are classy, educated, and generally come from good backgrounds. And here's something funny about me - I like "needy" women. At least, that seems to be the ones I attract a lot of the time, and I like it.
Vic: Do you consider yourself a romantic person?
David: (Vehemently & seriously) YES.
Vic: Why do you think so?
David: Because I am a very thoughtful person. Little things mean a lot to me, and I remember those small things that are important. Things that sometimes even the women I'm with don't even think about, and are surprised and pleased that I do. I remember insignificant anniversaries and things like that. And, I just love being romantic!
Vic: What would be a romantic date with David?
David: Ummm, I think I would like to be alone with a beautiful woman on a yacht far away from everything. Have a dinner of very sensuous food with soft golden lantern light and then make hot, passionate love.
Vic: Sounds good to me! Lake Mead's about 15 minutes
from here!! LOL!
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At this point, we all just went into an easy conversation with David. He is a very easy person to talk to (if one can JUST keep one's mind on a proper track!) and laugh with, and he is VERY witty and relaxed in a group, making us all feel quite comfortable in spite of ourselves. We were feeling as if we'd known him for some time and that he was not just a darlin' HUNK who walked into our room! He had us all laughing and asking him questions and wanting to just LOVE HIM TO DEATH! In fact, typical women that we are, we proceeded to put out the RBL spread from the refrigerator and feed him. (Our mammas didn't raise no dummies! We ALL know the way to a healthy boy's heart!).
We also talked to him about RT and the convention being held in Las Vegas next year. David is a STRONG candidate for this contest and, we truly feel, a damn strong contender to BE Mr. Romance 2002. His striking good looks are universal, and he is charming, very spontaneous, and witty in a group, and would have no problem handling a stage appearance - ANY part of it. He was very interested, and we are going to keep an eye on him and, if he is in Vegas next year, he is going to be RBL's pick to BE THERE! This young man is a winner all the way around and I KNOW there's not a Rebel among us who would disagree. We're claiming him - HE'S OURS!!!!!!
I would like to take this opportunity to thank David for showing up and putting up with our
questions and, at times, BAWDY humor! And BTW, when you make that special trip to OG
to see him, JUST ASK FOR BROCK (his stage name) and SHOW HIM WHAT A REBEL GIRL CAN DO!!!!
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(And some ReBeLs enjoying DAVID!)
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